Top Ten Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips
So last blog post, we looked at your run-of-the-mill disaster planning. But what about if a less routine, and more world-wide, disaster was to happen? That’s right, I’m talking about the zombie apocalypse. Here are the top ten tips on surviving?
Flee major cities and go somewhere frozen
Learn to garden, hand sew, knit, and bake from scratch
Defend the homestead!
Establish allies
Protect your water source
Remember: head shots are the only type that count
Practice your archery skills. A silent bow does not attract zombies or other humans
Find the book Teeth are Not for Biting by Elizabeth Verdick. Maybe the zombies can read and learn?
Keep up on your cardio
Don’t let other people know you’re prepping for the zombie apocalypse. Prep in secret!
At the end of the day, don’t take this list too seriously! There’s a reason it’s listed in the “Side of Whimsy” column. 🙂
Thanks for reading!
💜
Laura
